Comment on Disturbingly accurate

Rodeo@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• cheesorist@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Attacking a hairstyle is such a weird thing. Big compensation vibes.

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  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People have been taking the piss out of people’s hair since the stone age, what’s weird about it?

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    • cheesorist@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      People have been bashing other people’s heads since the stone age, what’s weird about it?

      I don’t really care if they take the piss but the original comment seems to be the type to say “stop having fun” and I’m taking the piss out of him

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• KrankyKong@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe they have hair loss and like the way they look with a beard. Everything doesn’t have to mean something else. It’s not your style obviously, but no need to be judgemental.

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• GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I feel very personally attacked

  You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless.

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  • fizzydelta@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey man don’t hate on the Mr. Clean fit

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Point taken but you gotta be ripped to rock that

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      • Gabu@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If you don’t mind going full camp instead, Tom Allen looks pretty good with a stubble. (Does look weird when fully shaven, I’ll give you that).

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  • Rodeo@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For a head? Probably the bowling ball

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• Gabu@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Huge tits with an ugly face/makeup with no tits? big compensation vibes!”

  See how that’s a braindead take?

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• SandLight@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I didn’t have a beard I look like a q-tip. Not my fault I didn’t have hair on the top.

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• lennybird@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I just tend to associate this style with right-wingers, so I distance myself a bit.

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• funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think its hot.

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  • Rodeo@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I appreciate that you’re able to read an opinion and simply provide your own, without being personally offended and feeling a need to assert your perceived moral righteousness.

    I wish you the best of luck in finding a bearded bald dude that you like.

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• BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The beard is there to hide the jawline. The baldness is because bald.

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  • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Men don’t go bald, their hair just migrates south for the winter.

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• boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s a red flag round here… honestly anyone with a large beard, it’s strike 1

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• TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are you messing with the fantasy dwarves?

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• RaoulDook@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Haha, my favorite description of that style is “wearing your hair upside-down”

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