A self driving car pulls around … window opens … sign says to just throw the food inside … auto pay through NFC on the door … car drives away … dumps food into a waiting auto trash compactor … car drives away to next town to order food again … AI powering the car generates another $10,000 worth of bitcoin to start the food ordering cycle again.
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voracitude@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Only the best, the finest human-generated datasets. For the discerning AI trainer.
Welcome to Burger King! Can I take your order?
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Can I get a large-
Hell yeah!
-a large Whopper meal with-
Love. This. Order.
-with a side of barbecue sa-
this needs to be on a mug!
Heavy internal sigh
Sauce.
I approve, perfectly stated. That’ll be $98.42, NTA, please pull around to the window to pay and have a yeet day!
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Do… do I insert a verification can now, or…?
deranger@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Fuck yesss love this
KevonLooney@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Does it need to be on a mug?
pendulum_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
and have a yeet day!
Right here officer, this is where they sinned against all of humanity!
tuckerm@supermeter.social 8 months ago
Preach 👏 it 👏 louder 👏
(But like, for real, though.) I certainly don't feel bad for Reddit when the CEO says he intends to use that forum's users to train AIs, and then every comment turns into some "please upvote me" catchphrasey nonsense. Hopefully, whoever buys training data from them receives nothing of value.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Sadly, this feels way too plausible for me to even laugh at.
snooggums@midwest.social 8 months ago
Yeah, I remember laughing about ridiculous things but now they are all coming true and negatively impacting people.
theneverfox@pawb.social 8 months ago
Embrace absurdism. Yes, everything sucks and people are suffering, but it’s all for unimaginably stupid reasons.
It’s ok to laugh at the ridiculousness of it, it’s not the same as laughing at the suffering itself
OpenStars@startrek.website 8 months ago
I did anyway. :-P
At some point, you either laugh or just cry.