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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys

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  • Norgur@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.

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    • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today

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      • PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts!

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  • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a ‘until they’re gone’ surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers… They have holiday cock lights, too now!

      Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave.

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