This will also fix the wind turbines using up the all the wind!
Comment on Venus by Tuesday
Doombot1@lemmy.one 5 months ago
The solution to global warming, then, is clearly to just set up a massive ring of fans all pointed in the same direction in a ring around the North Pole, to keep the jet stream going
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 months ago
m3t00@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Slovene@feddit.nl 5 months ago
WIND TURBINES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 5 months ago
We should point those fans at the wind turbines so we can at least gather the power from fans! Why waste it!
theUnlikely@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Finally a solution! Now what to do about the turbines murdering whales?
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I am in love with the elegance of this idea that would not work even a little bit. Occam, eat your heart out.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Not the worst geoengineering idea.
Not a good idea, but I’ve heard worse
Doombot1@lemmy.one 5 months ago
youtu.be/0SYpUSjSgFg?si=xhbRkxE6nA6JoOlw
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
That is the worst geoengeniering idea. whatif.xkcd.com/162/
jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Lmao
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
Isn’t that literally just a thinly veiled Futurama reference? Like, there was an episode where planet Express was sent out to fetch ice from Haley’s comet to dump in the ocean to combat global warming which fails and they end up just pushing the earth farther away from the sun to cool things down?
SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Whoa whoa whoa, hold up: it’s NOT foreigners?!?
Doombot1@lemmy.one 5 months ago
youtu.be/0SYpUSjSgFg?si=xhbRkxE6nA6JoOlw