Comment on Steve Jobs Rigged The First iPhone Demo By Faking Full Signal Strength And Secretly Swapping Devices Because Of Fragile Prototypes And Bug-Riddled Software

hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• wildcardology@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s where all of us are headed. What’s the lesson?

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A fruitarian diet won’t help you against pancreatic cancer.

    Or, in other words, you can’t fight P.C. with apples.

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    • Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I haven’t snorted that loud in public for quite a while

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  • jimbo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But are we dead now, like Steve is? No.

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    • wildcardology@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just give it time.

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  • Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fake it till you make it?

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    • SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The final goal in life: the eternal slumber.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s the lesson?

    You can’t take it with you.

    Also, if you have cancer, go to a doctor.

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  • kakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not me - I’m learning from Steve’s mistake.

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  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dead people should be shot at birth

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• intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  cheaters never live forever

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  • 14th_cylon@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    idiots who refuse cancer treatment in favor of “alternative medicine” don’t live forever…

    also, everyone else, really, forever is quite a long time.

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