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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I really only want to know how he pulled the trigger. And how he drove the car. And how did did both at the same time. And how he made a living off of cornhole. And how he threw the corns into the holes. And …

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  • TwilitSky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He figured it out on Youtube. Using Youtube, you too can become a quadruple amputee and murderer!

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I don’t want to be a murderer, but I guess this could be my chance to be a quadruple amputee.

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      • TwilitSky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        A wizard of Oz moment would be great here.

        Don’t you see, Dorothy? You were born without limbs! You were a quadruple amputee all along!

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  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m not sure how many pro quad-amputee corn hole players there are, but I have seen one who is damn good.

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• TwilitSky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yes but 100% of professional cornholers are murderers so what does that tell you about the sport?

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That “cornhole” should be left to anal sex enthusiasts and bean bag toss players should know their place.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Maybe if someone gave him some TP for his bunghole, it wouldn’t have come to this.

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• Ledivin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I definitely think it’s optimistic to assume pro cornhole was his primary income, but maybe? 🤷‍♂️

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• Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I call doubt that he murder anyone. All they have is the word of two passengers. Who says they aren’t dumbasses trying set up a armless man for murdering someone while driving his car.

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  • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Extrapolating from the plot of the Fugitive, I think it’s safe to say he’s murdered 4 people!

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He was in a Tesla, so the “driver attentiveness camera” would have recorded the whole thing.

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