Have you ever read a Clive Cussler novel? That shit is everywhere and they’re objectively terrible. I would not shed a single tear for the smug fuck who wrote them if all his books got bean stains on them.
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ekZepp@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
There’s a special place in hell for people who ruin a book for a meme.
Is basically the same place where the deep-shit who burned books are roasted inside boilers. But you just stay outside, tied to a confortable door watching them burn from porthole of the hatch. Then once in a while a big green like button lit up and a steam of vapor boils your face.
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
I like Clive Cussler novels and I still agree with you, lol. They’re stupid fun, a cross between James Bond and Indiana Jones but not quite as good as either.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 hours ago
What if it’s a copy of Atlas Shrugged?
SaraTonin@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Or, you know, Harry Potter
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I like the Bible as a light napkin material
pticrix@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
The light paper feels so nice, but it really lacks in absorbance.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Mmm… ok… then he sit a bit backwards and the steam cook a chicken instead of his face. But he’s hungry, and no chicken.
History of evil is something we need as well. If nothing as an example of what we can become if we didn’t keep our shit in check.
BurgerBaron@piefed.social 9 hours ago
What if they burned my phone full of ebooks and I’m slightly inconvienced and rather annoyed in the moment because I was in the middle of a good book?
ekZepp@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
You are tided in a chair next to the guy, but your sit is tilted to the side and your face is close to the floor. A small pod of chicken grease oil is close to you. At first you’re a bit disgusted, but then the hunger kicks in and you say “whatever” and start licking it.
plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Book could have already been damaged to be fair. Does it matter if it’s just ruining it more?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
There’s a special place in hell for people who ruin a book for a meme.
your enthusiasm for protecting books is commendable, but not all books deserve your reverence. Mein Kampf comes to mind, and some more recent books that only spread hate and prejudice.
foo@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
Looks like it might be AI to me. Check the right hand and the bit of book near it.
scytale@piefed.zip 8 hours ago
There’s a special place in hell for people who ruin a book for a meme.
Same with wasting food.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
Mass printed paperbacks aren’t sacred texts. Everyone should feel free to write on them, highlight them, cut them apart, paint on them, and make art with them. Especially books made by a trash bigot.