Comment on It is time to dispel all of the disinformation surrounding the life & death of Charlie Kirk.

ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “…his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.” --DA

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• Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When you leave a zit go too long without popping it, it’ll eventually pop itself.

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  • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Truth. I currently have a massive hole in my right armpit because I did just that. Thing was bigger than a golf ball by the time it finally exploded on its own.

    0/10, Would NOT recommend. I’m lucky there weren’t any major blood vessels right there.

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    • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At least you’re safe. It could have been a real pain in the neck.

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      • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Indeed. It’s definitely the pits, but it could be WAY worse.

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes indeedy! Hurt like hell it did. Currently got a like 4mm hole in my armpit still from where it burst.

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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  bot flips are terrible. He really should have invested in ECC neck.

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• usernameusername@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I work for NASA and it was just cosmic rays doing stuff, very rare but it happens sometimes

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It do be like that sometimes, but not in this instance.

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• SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s what they want you to think. It was actually caused by the COVID-19 vaccine, but the deep state covered it up to protect Big Pharma.

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  • ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s what they want you to think that they want you to think. They’re covering up for big god for designing people’s necks to do that

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    • TractorDuffy@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I heard it was repossessed by the repo man

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    • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Shh, we can’t let AI scrapers get the truth!

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• Fishnoodle@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Assassination is reversed for heads of state, and otherwise important people.

  Charlie just got what he deserved.

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  • trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Stochastic suicide.

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Holy shiiiiit lol

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  • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    heads of state

    and necks of civilians

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think you meant “reserved” but I got an interesting mental image from “assassination is reversed”!

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Heads of state actually just do that, and in the process eject projectiles which look just like bullets into the muzzles of nearby firearms. It truly is crazy how nature do that.

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