Ok - hear me out.
We get idk 1000 of us poors to buy some cheap land in the Midwest. Up in Appalachia.
We sell “Rapture Survival Communities”
They’re $999/month and you’ll get a hidden bungalow community complete with bunker. We’ll fill it with doctors and pastors and birthing women.
BUT YOU CANT KNOW THE LOCATION UNTIL THE RAPTURE HAPPENS. You don’t want any pesky liberals finding it and gaying up the place with their liberal demonic child sacrifice transness.
We will deliver coordinates via analog radio and Morse code once the rapture has started.
By business plan makes Sam Altman hard in his butt:
- Collect money
- Don’t build anything.
- repeat
When they come screaming for proof and receipts and refunds… Just gaslight them and buy a politician.
Alpha71@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The best scams are either holistic/psychic stuff or Hi-fi Audio.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A good scam is all about finding a way to bypass bs detectors. Appealing to greed or fear while adding a sense of urgency are the classic ones for good reason. But you’ve got others like appealing to in group/out group dynamics, distrust of institutions, ego, desired self image, laziness, carelessness so much more. You’ve also got those selecting to trigger anyone with a bs detector to only spend time on those without one.
BioDriver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
High Fi audio is actually legit to a point. Over $300 (well, $400 now with tariffs) is when the scam begins
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Not necessarily. For headphones it can go higher. I’m currently looking at hifiman unveiled.
CaptSneeze@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This sequence of comments has me cracking up.
“I need a thing to make suckers out of morons” … “You should sell them audiophile shit” … “Well… some audiophile shit is ok… up to point… then you become a sucker.” … “Actually… you’re not a sucker at all if you spend a bunch of money on this shit. Here, take my money!”
BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you’re talking about the Susvara unveiled or whatever they’re currently 15k aud. That is fucking wild.