Comment on Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet.

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Janx@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ctrl-F “waffle stomp”

  Ah, there it is…

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  • fizzle@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I knew this would be here but to this day I’ve just never understood the appeal.

    Wouldn’t the stench just be overpowering? and linger?

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• teft@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Only if you’re at a 15 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me

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    • teft@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My bad. Too many medical shows lately.

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      • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.

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    • teft@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Modern Fart is so pretentious.

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      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s modern shart, you philistine

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  • NannerBanner@literature.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.

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    • teft@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Higher is looser.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t have a shower scoop?

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  • drzoidberg@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They come in a pack with a poop knife.

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• whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍

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  • Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state

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