Comment on Spray n Pray

ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Van Helsing at it again.

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• BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always liked that the man of faith was the only one actually following personal safety protocol here. Doofus and Sarah Huckabee Postpartum here were just like “hyuck little mysyls milestone day”

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  • Deconceptualist@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I too would want a robe, mask, and gun if these fools approached me.

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that who that is? I thought it was just some rando, but it’s ten times funnier that it was some B-rated corrupt sycophantic rando.

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• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine one of your first memories in this world being getting shot by a priest.

  I know it’s just a water gun, but babies don’t know the difference.

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  • rbn@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Babies don’t know guns in general.

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They don’t even know what it’s like to get shot at, until they’re in school.

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That was supposed to be a subtle part of the humor, yes, good job for figuring that out.

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    • kogasa@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They will learn

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  • how_we_burned@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Be glad that was the only thing that priest did to that child

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Its been 5-6 years, we don’t know what’s happened since then.

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• lividweasel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  HEADSHOT

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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