Deconceptualist

@Deconceptualist@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK about 15 bean soup.⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Moreover, we’ve found significant correlations between the quantity of consumed legumes with the frequency and duration of flatus events. This relationship may be exponential. Further studies are needed to understand the upper bounds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK about 15 bean soup.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a scientist. Beans are a fruit, of the musical variety.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Conneddicut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you recognize this PC case?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just kidding. He’s still rippin’ DVDs and loading up 256 GB mechanical drives and chugging on Crysis like it’s 2007.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you recognize this PC case?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All these years later I hear he’s alone and quite empty inside. Sad fate for such a champ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you recognize this PC case?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I remember that case. That’s Kevin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mozilla warns Germany could soon declare ad blockers illegal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? It’s especially worth at least a second or even third glance in places that have a historical predilection to metastatic fascism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK about Changing your Profile Picture to Clippy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly. That was captured in one of Clippy’s most famous lines.

  “I see you’re trying to write a letter. Can I help?”

  “I see you’re trying to write a résumé. Can I help?”

  This of course got parodied a million times:

  “I see you’re trying to write a radical manifesto. Can I help?”

  “I see you’re trying to write a suicide note. Can I help?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno. Samuel L. Jackson is a pretty big star. Scarlett Johansson too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tucson City Council votes 7-0, unanimously to kill AI Data Center⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So they’ll just go build it in Chandler with all the others instead, I guess?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apart, low in cholesterine⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I sell exclusive Deprotonated Hydronium™. It costs even more but it’s worth it, and still zero calories. It’s the best way to enjoy tasty ions, for a more balanced lifestyle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's weird how we say "go to sleep" as if sleep is a place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw, thanks! I feel like you’re a lovely person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's weird how we say "go to sleep" as if sleep is a place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  German too. Ich habe Hunger. Sie haben Durst.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's weird how we say "go to sleep" as if sleep is a place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s going poorly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Krafton Issue Statement Regarding Subnautica 2⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m actually inclined to believe this somewhat, for the simple fact that Krafton could be legally liable for slander if the statements are untrue.

  Also, did we know previously that 90% of that $250M was allocated to the three executives? That’s a bit shocking to me. If Krafton really wanted to create goodwill, they could say that money remains on the table but would be 100% allocated to the rest of the development team now instead.