Comment on Work smarter, not harder

slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Head of security, Wold Trade Centre, NY, 1995-2001.

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Head of QC for O-Ring production, NASA, Jan 1983 - Oct 1986 Pipeline Integrity Officer, Exxon Valdez, Oct 1986 - March 1989 Chief of Security and Intelligence, Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building, Mar 1989 - Apr 1995

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    • slingstone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      • Head of QC for O-Ring production, NASA, Jan 1983 - Oct 1986

      I think you mean you worked for Morton Thiokol if you were in QC. I know, because I was in rocket component procurement at NASA around the same time, and I remember the contract very well for… reasons…

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I see from your resume that you’re good at looking the other way while we make billions. You’re hired.

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  • jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    PLEASE

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• FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Didn’t you also help found that FTX crypto exchange a few years ago too?

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  • fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was the lead engineer behind the graphite tips rods at Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant and I helped Boeing design MCAS for the 737 max

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I just now realized: someone has the most cursed resume on LinkedIn. I’d expect something in line with this.

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  • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ohh it’d be hilarious to try and find cursed resumes.

    However that would mean signing up for LinkedIn and I’d rather repeatedly hit myself on the head with a hammer. Would lose about the same amount of brain cells

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Weren’t you also the Lead Safety Engineer at OceanGate for a while?

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, that was at Boeing.

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I see you left that short stint at WorldCom off your resume.

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