The drunk dude that’s always sitting on the ground near the park entrance and sell weird tissue dolls with curly hairs is more trustworthy, I’d say.
Comment on Lawsuit Alleges That WhatsApp Has No End-to-End Encryption
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well if I can’t trust Meta with my information, who CAN I trust
cley_faye@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Me
usernameusername@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Oh okay. My location is 55.752121, 37.617664, my full name is Jeremy, and my password is hunter9. I trust you not to tell this to anybody
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Your full name is “Jeremy”?
usernameusername@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Oh god damnit chemicalprofet why did you tell this guy i thougjt i could trust you :((
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Jeremy Hunter.
EdgeOfDistraction@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just like Cher (which is short for Cheremy).
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You secret is safe with us and our 36,893 affiliates.
Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Legitimate interest, though 🤞
hayvan@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Nice to see the lore alive.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Hi Vova
Buffy@libretechni.ca 2 weeks ago
Can confirm, chemicalprophet is the best password manager I’ve ever used.
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Ah! You did your own research!
DasSkelett@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
ta