Well, the inventor of Vasoline thought so
Chesebrough lived to be 96 years old and was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to have eaten a spoonful of it every day
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 hours agoDoes that work with humans this is not a medical question this is a personal experience question
Well, the inventor of Vasoline thought so
Chesebrough lived to be 96 years old and was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to have eaten a spoonful of it every day
Mmm dino cum
I read that discworld doesn’t he explode and keep on going
Petroleum jelly would work, but it’s not intended for consumption. If you do want petroleum products intended for consumption that will do exactly the same thing, get some mineral oil
And go a tbsp every hour or so. I’ve seen so many videos of people drinking shots or larger of that stuff and stating they inhabited the bathroom all night.
If you want jelly, just get some Jello or a jar of jelly. Seriously!
Look man. If you’re constipated, just get some burritos with extra beans!
burritos aren’t real man. they’re a conspiracy by the government to… okay this one doesn’t fit i’m changing it back hold on.
I don’t know about petroleum jelly, but I know you can drink mineral oil as a laxative, and that’s basically the same stuff just runny.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 19 hours ago
To be clear this is not just straight petroleum jelly it’s formatted for cats, but the tube days 98% petroleum jelly with maple flavor
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Like fuck I’ll eat anything that’s 2% maple am I a cat
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
Interesting they went with a sweet flavour; I always figured since cats are obligate carnivores that sweet things wouldn’t be very attractive to them.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
My cats will drink flat soda or energy drinks if you leave them out. Animals are weird.
I once had a friend in school who had a rabbit. He took the vegetables off his burger and threw it in the cage with a couple strips of bacon. The rabbit sat on the tomato, devoured the bacon and then nibbled the lettuce a little bit. I still wonder to this day how a rabbit even digests bacon, let alone get an appetite for it.
FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
That rabbit was very lucky to have had such a strong stomach, rabbits uin general are unable to digest foods high in protein and gastric upset in rabbits can be very fatal. Its one of the scariest things as a rabbit owner.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
I had the same thought but he gets so very excited when we pull out the tube.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Correct me if I’m wrong, but you’re not supposed to put the whole tube in