And then Einstein presented him a nobel for medicine and everyone clapped
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He actually said this. It was at a rally in some town in Ohio and he said exactly this. Everyone stood up and cheered. One old lady literally ascended into heaven right there on the spot (old ladies do this from time to time). This all really happened and you can all trust me.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
b_tr3e@feddit.org 1 month ago
The name is Epstein. Who ever heard of any “Einstein files”?
blinfabian@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
Einstein was a nickname for Jeffrey Epstein. It translates to “one stone” and was given to him after he and Trump got stoned in Switzerland ca. 2009. all real
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I was there. I wouldn’t have missed it.
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was the old lady that ascended to heaven.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Hello, Clarice.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey Steve.
Klear@quokk.au 1 month ago
Shouldn’t have missed his ear.