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Comment on Your name better be Caleb
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Damn Caleb, what’s your secret? Teach us your techniques!
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Not entirely true. Size does matter, but also technique. My size is above the national average (Dutch) but the best (overwhelmingly positive) reviews I’ve got was for my cunnilingus techniques. A big dick is easier to pleasure with, but technique can reach a far higher level than just size can ever reach.
In the post the rating for Caleb is the only one (visible) exceeding 10, overwhelmingly, so Caleb did more than just having a big dick.
jali67@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Bro act like he has a metacritic or Steam score for his dick game “overwhelmingly positive”
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 day ago
95% fresh 🍆
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
for his dick game
You don’t know what cunnilingus is?
My previous (poly) partner, someone who has had many partners before me, told me I was the best by far doing cunnilingus and should teach others because her double orgasm (she never had a double one before me, meaning both g-spot and clittoral orgasm at the same time), was far better than the best orgasm she ever had before me.
My partners before her had similar feedback for my skills. So I would indeed call that overwhelmingly positive, especially since I’ve never had any bad reviews.
The last 4 relationships I broke off because my partners didn’t respect my boundaries. One was stalking me so I banned her and the other 3 want me back because “they now realize what they are missing and are willing to try to be better”. Which is what I’ve heard too many times, so I said no.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
What are you talking about? I meant Caleb’s eggplant parm recipe.
Weirdo.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 days ago
I also encourage all men, but especially those who aren’t particularly well-endowed, to perfect your oral sex game.
You’ll never be able to compete with the size they’ve seen in porn, but porn mostly skips over cunnilingus, so if you can do that well, you can give her something those porn stars can’t.
From my experience, authentic enthusiasm is the key. Women are always worried about what’s going on down there, so when a man dives in with enthusiasm and vigor, they realize they can just relax and enjoy the ride. After that, she’ll be putty in your hands, boys.
Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
How do you practice getting better? My girl tells me she likes what I do, but I know I’m just fumbling around since we’re both inexperienced and I’m pretty sure she’s both being nice and embarrassed to talk about how I could improve. Anytime I’ve asked she just says I’m doing perfect which my porn addicted ass knows ain’t true.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
I totally agree. Plus, I’ve seen porn stars do cunnilingus, which was clearly something they have zero knowledge of on how to do it, or even find the clitoris.
Never use porn as a tutorial, it’s not how you should do it. The focus in porn is camera angles, not pleasuring your partner.
Instead, there are tutorials with very helpful tips. Like Nina Hartley, she has very nice instruction videos.
Tedesche@lemmy.world 2 days ago
(sighs in Zemnian) Nein.
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 2 days ago
As everyone has pointed out Caleb likely doesn’t have a big dick he just knows how to slowly build his erotic sensuality and authentic enthusiasm with proper cunnilingus.
Men overwhelmingly think women care about dick size, muscles, and cars than they actually do. That’s the secret to happiness homies. All that stuff does is get your attention from other men.
LESS GYM
EAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
So what, you go up to girls and tell them you eat ass?
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
It’s a start. Not all will respond but the ones that do are worth it lolol
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
You’re making the exact same point I’m making further in the replies to this post. I’m blessed size wise, but I’m the cunnilingus master.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
You know what I like about you? Your humility.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
“Hi, I’m a potato seller. My customers rate me and my potatoes 5/5 but out of humility I promote them as mediocre and partly rotten.”