Comment on The events at hogwarts were just an escalating series of magical school shootings 🤔

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Voldemort almost killed Ginny with a book.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Time to ban books

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  • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Now I’m imagining him beating her repeatedly with a book.

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      John Wick has entered the chat

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The pen is mightier than the sword indeed

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• Maiq@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you see something send a howler about it.

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  • teft@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    As the local Auror at Hogsmeade I advise against sending howlers. Please just use your patronus like a normal person when you send a message to us. We don’t need 4000 howlers in our office, thanks.

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• Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At least in this case a bad guy with a wand was stopped by a good guy with a wand. Come on people.

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  • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought it said “a bald guy with a wand” which also fits in this case.

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