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My cousin Constantius jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a pilgrimage to Mt Vesuvius when all of the sudden the mountain went. The ground started shaking around, going out of control. So he decides it’s all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there.

Cardboard ductaped, to windows, how they gonna play tweaker-boo?

Very likely unrelated. I went looking for the lament of Ur then I remembered a passage from a dream that I thought I remembered Sargon hving and found this while looking for that.

It was then that the cupbearer of Ezina’s wine-house, Sargon, lay down not to sleep, but lay down to dream. In the dream, holy Inana drowned Ur-Zababa in a river of blood. The sleeping Sargon groaned and gnawed the ground. When King Ur-Zababa heard about this groaning, he was brought into the king’s holy presence, Sargon was brought into the presence of Ur-Zababa (who said:) “Cupbearer, was a dream revealed to you in the night?” Sargon answered his king: “My king, this is my dream, which I will tell you about: There was a young woman who was as high as the heavens and as broad as the earth. She was firmly set as the base of a wall. For me, she drowned you in a great river, a river of blood.”