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• FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are llamas’ eyes not side-facing? That’s what it looks like in photos to me

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  • quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They need them to spit.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout: Look out, there are llamas!

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      • Septimaeus@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This joke only works in Spanish.

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  • sbeak@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    pretty sure they face forwards. That’s what Minecraft ones look like, anyway, and a quick search of real ones look like they have forward-facing eyes

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    • lazyViking@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Source: Minecraft block model is a legendary reply

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    • ChairmanMeow@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’re sideways facing eyes, but a bit diagonal. Definitely not forward facing though. They’re just a bit bulgy.

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      • sbeak@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        So like halfway. I’m half right then. Half of a yes!

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• squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pandas as well. Non-predator but clearly front facing eyes.

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Pandas are descendants of omnivores with a predator streak, them rat fucking their diet to near koala levels of bad doesn’t really factor in yet.

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  • notsure@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ...i am withholding all judgments on pandas until my full research has been completed...i heard something on the internet...

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  • Auli@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But Pandas are bears and haven’t changed much. They eat plants and their guts have not even evolved to do so yet. They are a wonder.

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  • sbeak@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this because pandas used to be carnivorous? (they have sharp canine teeth despite pretty much only eating bamboo)

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• imgcat@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  and humans.

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Humans are predatory animals.

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      By far. We didn’t get to be #1 by fucking around, and we didn’t get to be #1 without all that dominating evolution lingering around. We’re so good at it, we’re predators to ourselves because there’s no prey left to dominate. Every other species dies farmed or as a hobby.

      But I can say, that if I were die be prey to something, I’d rather it be to a human. Everything else starts eating you before you’re even dead lol.

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