There’s a band of capibaras living in my city… they already killed 2 people.
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
Giant modern herbivores I would willingly pet in the wild. Buffalo: no. Elephant: no. Reindeer: no. Rhino: no. Water buffalo: no. Giraffe: no. Hippo: no.
Based on modern examples, I’d stay the fuck away.
marcos@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 hours ago
I need a source for this desparately
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
Capybara are dangerous?! Do they kill by biting or what?
marcos@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Yes, they bite.
The local news had to run a campaign for people not to try to pet the capibaras.
mech@feddit.org 20 hours ago
I’d much rather turn a blind corner and find myself standing right in front of a grizzly mother with her cubs than a hippo or a moose.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
How do you feel about manatees?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
100 pounds? Capybaras aren’t anywhere near the size of my other examples. But I’d stay out of the water with a manatee. I don’t think a manatee would care about my existence, but I’d be fine with petting one while I’m on a boat and it’s in the water.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Giant is a relative term, w/r/t capybara.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Ah, I take your meaning now. It was a little blurred with the manatee. As recompense for my misunderstanding, here’s a giant grain of sand
shalafi@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Petting a manatee is a $10,000 fine. No touch.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Yeah that’s the only thing that would keep me from swimming with on. Also that I hate swimming in murky water, reeds, or sea weed.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
Capybaras are awesome!