Balls are nice, go home!
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Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 day ago
To be fair, nobody be they man, woman, or beast, believes that balls are attractive to anybody without a weird testicle kink.
duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’ve definitely seen some really attractive balls, and I don’t have a testicle kink.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
Usually on women… I’ve seen more tranny porn than Deric Poston
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 22 hours ago
“nobody”
What a fucking asinine comment. Don’t project your opinions onto everybody else.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 22 hours ago
Damn getting rage responses from the pro ball crowd. Didn’t expect to see that one.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I don’t have a kink, but I do love a good sack. Some people have photogenic genitals.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
man, there are good looking balls, the problem is that they’re a bit of shape shifters
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ve seen some pretty attractive balls in my life. It’s just most people with balls are often very crusty.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 38 minutes ago
Crusty balls?!? wtf? I don’t think my balls have ever been crusty. How little do you have to wash your balls for them to become CRUSTY?!?
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
most people with balls are often very crusty
Not my experience, but I guess I do tend to be in queer circles where that’s not the case.
dontsayaword@piefed.social 1 day ago
I disagree, I think a lot of male-attracted people enjoy a good pair of balls
Wren@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I had a one night stand where the guy warned me he had only one ball. My immediate (in my head) reaction was I would not have noticed.
They shift around on their own and sometimes one or both hide for some reason, and honestly I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ, but they are purely unreliable. Just imagine going through life thinking testicles are stagnant and neat, two nuts in a skin sack, only to find out half the population has these roving jizz pebbles constantly on the move. Our word for ‘planet’ comes from the greek word for ‘wanderer,’ and so should testicles have been named. They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.
He didn’t want me to touch his ball anyway.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 day ago
The skin is also on the move apparently. My ex was mesmerized by the wrinkles shifting around in pulses…
Wren@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I, too, have lost myself in the changing currents of the scrotal expanse.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Are you writing The Testicle Monologues? I was captivated, whens the off-Broadway premier?
remotelove@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Well, that was poetic.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
just for curiosity, what else is a chaotic organ?
Wren@lemmy.today 15 hours ago
The liver. Gets high as fuck without dying (much,) can Terminator 2 regenerate itself — like if you gave someone half your liver (in their body) you’d both end up with whole livers, and it’s the most delicious of the organs.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Idk maybe but not in my experience. Could just be my balls are deeply unsexy.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Maybe, many relevant acquaintances have spoken very fondly of my balls, up to and including my wife. But maybe that’s just me.