I would like to reinstate the government mandated goth gf, remove the government mandated part, remove the government entirely, keep the polyamorous part, replace the house on 2% interest with a hand-built communal living arrangement with chickens and a workshop with too much sawdust, swap the EV for a nice E-bike, and trade half the lube for a pirate flag - but only half!
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wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Couple changes: polyamorous femboy hooters furry twink, any EV under 50k, and bad dragon lube instead of zyn
I could be more picky, but those are the major adjustments necessary
blarghly@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
But if the goth GFs are state mandated it implies every human being should have one for a life worth giving, which checks out.
blarghly@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Literally as necessary as cheese
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 hours ago
What are you going to do with half a pirate flag?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 hour ago
Wardrobe for the goth gf.
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 6 hours ago
What coward is downvoting this?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Some just don’t know the true euphoria of riding a femboy fox. Poor souls, they are.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 hours ago
Or they had one burn down their house and fuck their sister and are still sore about it.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
…need to talk about anything? :p