Comment on When your father is clueless
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
That will likely make for some interesting vocal performances
I mean…
You can put them to your throat or neck and produce a bit of a kind of warble, sort of like yelling into certain high rpm fans.
… But uh, ‘adult’, ‘antagonistic gpod touch’ karaoke night does also sound a bit more interesting than never have I ever.
Okay, here’s the plan:
We get Bluetooth controller prostate massagers and those egg ones for the folks with vaginas.* Everyone has one in, everyone else has group access to control it.
We all go to a karaoke bar, and whoever is up on stage we all mess with the remote app while they’re singing and try to throw them off. Everyone’s gotta sing at least once. Try to stay in rhythm while the thing is buzzing, or nothing happens and you’re so focused on what to do when it starts, never know if they’re going to do it or not. Will that low note suddenly become a falsetto? Who knows‽
I swear to God, if I had the money to buy the things, I have at least 3 friends who would go for this. 4, honestly, but the 4th one would be too embarrassed to go because he’s the dad of one of the other friends. Lol.
To note, this isn’t a sexual “get you off” kind of thing. This is fully platonic “can you maintain decorum” type of game. It’d be a blast
*I know very little about sex toys for girls, whatever the best one is.
They’re auto tune the shit out their voices.
yakko@feddit.uk 8 hours ago
They always do
Triumph@fedia.io 7 hours ago
Let me sing you the song of my people
yakko@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
I think I’m those people. Let’s sing.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Username checks out