Comment on Foolproof advice

• SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    no wonder it didn’t work, that’s not even cheese

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    • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nilered did a video on this, it’s technically at least cheese-adjacent

      youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o

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      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        i mean, so is grass

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It’s essentially a solidified cheese sauce.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He failed though. Arrest him, and bring me someone taller.

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.

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• krunklom@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The cheese is under my foreskin

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