Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 months ago“Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are.”
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 6 months ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
He failed though. Arrest him, and bring me someone taller.
lime@feddit.nu 6 months ago
no wonder it didn’t work, that’s not even cheese
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Nilered did a video on this, it’s technically at least cheese-adjacent
Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 months ago
It’s cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It’s essentially a solidified cheese sauce.
lime@feddit.nu 6 months ago
i mean, so is grass
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 months ago
To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.
krunklom@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
The cheese is under my foreskin