Comment on Naked Hiking Day!!!

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• LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If you think your clothes will keep dick ticks from happening then you clearly haven’t encountered many ticks.

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  • JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s what the permethrin is for

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    • The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      and also…not having a dick

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      • JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Damn, I wish I’d thought of that before my mom’s PCOS gave me one.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Aight, Imma tell it.

  Showering and saw a tiny black spot under my dick in the V-shaped area where the shaft meets the head. Thought it was a piece of dirt as I had been fucking around at camp and getting filthy. You already know how this ends.

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  • Jestzer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh no.

    That was way worse than mine. I was probably around 5 years old and it was on my balls. I had no idea what it was, but fortunately, my parents quickly picked up on what was going on since I was grabbing my junk a ton that day. I was fine and it was just a dog tick, but the whole encounter was still nasty.

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    • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Somehow both better than when I got a tick on my taint. However because it’s an awkward spot, I had to lay on my back like a baby getting my diaper changed well my significant other tweezed it off.

      Learned that ticks love warm spots before they dig in for a snack. Groins, armpits, behind ears. So check your taint, balls and ass after every hike.

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Damn bro, getting your dick sucked for ages for free!

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  • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s nightmare fuel right there. I don’t even have a dick, and I still cringed in horror.

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• darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You better hope not.

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