I let one cut and the other gets to pick first.
Comment on how do you slice it??
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
Everyone who’s dealt with kids knows you have to bisect the giraffe equally from nose to tail so everyone gets 2 legs, or somebody will cry that it’s unfair.
bulwark@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
This is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 16 hours ago
Kids are total commies.
marcos@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Make sure to get the same number of spots too.
Part4@infosec.pub 14 hours ago
The way Samson would do it.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
I think you mean Solomon.
Part4@infosec.pub 14 hours ago
Oh aye, Samson was strength, Solomon had the wisdom required to dissect a baby.
shalafi@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
This is great! I feel I’m reading a drunk Brit who has some familiarity with the Bible, just a little.
Oi! They’re both cunts!
T156@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Even then, you may still get complaints unless you can halve it perfectly down the middle.
pfwood178@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Everyone who deals with scientists knows they assume a perfectly spherical, frictionless, giraffe.
mushroommunk@lemmy.today 17 hours ago
In a vacuum
jaybone@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
lol a giraffe would never fit in my vacuum.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 47 minutes ago
Git gud
PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
You have to remember to take the Elephant out first.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
If it’s frictionless, then a proper scientist already knows it’s in a perfect vacuum.
mushroommunk@lemmy.today 5 hours ago
Not necessarily. Two objects can still have friction in a vacuum together.
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
I cant remember, what is the friction coefficient foe a giraffe?