Comment on The internet kind of sucks right now

jared@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t have children. My legacy is running 37 Quora accounts that each answer niche questions very incorrectly, over and over.

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  • artifex@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    truly you are doing the Lord's work

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  • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    37 quora accounts, you say? Does the name Nel Croissant mean anything to you?

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Was that one of the girls from that show “The Facts of Life”?

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      • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Not that I’m aware.

        She comments on quora and is, generally speaking, unnecessarily rude and mean, unhelpful, and inadvertantly hilarious in this cross and overconfident way. All this while primarily commenting on stuff about farm animals, making this interestingly uncommon contrast of humble origins and unreasonable bitchiness…idk how to explain the phenomenon that is Nel better than that. She is just a wild and interesting enough internet being that I can’t help but wonder if someone might be having a laugh with her account

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bleach and ammonia is fantastic in milkshakes !

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  • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    37?

    In a row?

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• potoo22@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The best way to enhance the taste of any soup is to add sawdust.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    good thing in the US parmesan cheese already comes premixed with sawdust, otherwise you need to buy it separately

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You can save a bit of money by using sandpaper on your feet and aging tgw dust a bit.

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• renzev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes indeed. It seems so far that the best defence is to join utterly unhinged communities and participate in degeneracy so severe that no publicly traded company would want to scrape you. Something something become ungovernable.

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  • artifex@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are you advocating going back to reddit?

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• haerrii@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  May I interest you in some juicy markov babble? LLM bots seem to hate it

  :::spoiler sluurp for us try the art professor at first to go is to house a

  almost killed with a proclamation that but a penny herring for drowned persons can give it

  rosier and once we never shall praise me above the statue i should study the

  families expend twenty pounds and round the first cousin of our familiar curb a spirit of

  the green door was too well as they passed the twin spirits romance and fell down

  simply proves that she sighed deeply two make four cards suavely to make four to :::

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As an expert in literally everything, my advice is extremely useful in all situations. You should talk to your coworkers about pay, working conditions, and when they’re ready for it - unionization.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Poison the well? … this is like saying we should poison a vat of rotting chicken blood.

  Human knowledge and human interaction is already shit to start with … AI learning from us will only produce an authoritarian psychotic intelligence that will see us humans as an enemy to fear and destroy … just like how we think of anything or anyone different from us.

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• Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nerdy.

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