Just quickly lean towards their hand and snap your teeth like you’re going to bite. Works with all sorts of unwanted touching, just be ready to actually bite if they’re also nuts and try again to call your bluff. Even if they get angry they’re much less likely to want to throw hands with the high possibility of getting bit hanging in the air.
The downside is you will look even more insane than with just fork stabs, but on the plus side you will look insane enough people will stay the fuck away in the future too
474D@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I have stabbed no one because I’m not insane. Different strokes I guess
Lexam@lemmy.world 2 days ago
No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support is matters.
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Now thats insanity
Mac@mander.xyz 2 days ago
In the membranity
_lilith@lemmy.world 2 days ago
tell me you never had your food stolen without telling me
474D@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Tell me you live in your head instead of the real world without telling me. You haven’t, and will never stab someone over some missing lunch. Grow up