If it’s on or near my plate I’m gonna try and eat it. It’s called finger food for a reason.
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Lexam@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Tonava@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Just quickly lean towards their hand and snap your teeth like you’re going to bite. Works with all sorts of unwanted touching, just be ready to actually bite if they’re also nuts and try again to call your bluff. Even if they get angry they’re much less likely to want to throw hands with the high possibility of getting bit hanging in the air.
The downside is you will look even more insane than with just fork stabs, but on the plus side you will look insane enough people will stay the fuck away in the future too
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Curious if this works where a woman is trying to stop a man touching her.
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Might have to draw blood if the guy is really not responding to verbal warnings.
Tonava@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Verbal warnings are for when the touching attempts haven’t yet happened. When the hands get close, the first snap is the warning. To have aura of insanity there are no second warnings
Tonava@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
People are prepared for punching or screaming and shit, but usually nobody is prepared to get bit, so probably even if the risk of violence is higher. But getting a chunk out of some jerk has its own satisfaction, they will remember it even if you get hurt worse
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I really don’t want any part of the dude in my mouth.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I’ll wager a guess that the individual that won’t listen to no may enjoy the “fight” and it won’t go well
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes I would bet that too. Every reaction is encouragement to some dickheads.
SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.kya.moe 3 weeks ago
I’ve only ever thrown one person out of a ground floor window for that.
474D@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have stabbed no one because I’m not insane. Different strokes I guess
Lexam@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support is matters.
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Now thats insanity
Mac@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
In the membranity
_lilith@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
tell me you never had your food stolen without telling me
474D@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Tell me you live in your head instead of the real world without telling me. You haven’t, and will never stab someone over some missing lunch. Grow up