They are, so next time take off your floaties.
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peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
If hot tub handjobs really are a thing I’ve wasted my life
veroxii@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
ignotum@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nice try, I’d drown immediately if I did that
Pnut@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
You want to go the pool route. In the hot tub there’s little differentiation temperature wise.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Look man
Y’all know far too much for this. I’m 34, my ex cheated on me 5 years (or 6 idk, I lost track) and have gotten laid once in that time.
It doesn’t help i have ADHD with some weird mental thing preventing me from trying to hook up with anyone for any reason
Wait, no, I think my ex and I did try in a pool once but when they say “pool closed” we assumed that meant cause no staff was around
Wav_function@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
some weird mental thing preventing me from trying to hook up with anyone
Do the test
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Yeah. I’ve been screened. That one gives me between 20-24 depending on a couple of the middle of the road answers. There’s another one that’s much longer that highlights the ADHD and general anxiety traits, but the two categories ASD rates high on are low scores.
I mean I get it. I’m an engineer, I overanalyze the shit out of everything, I’m anxious socially, I get bored as shit easily, I’m terrified of effort yielding no results. It’s paradoxical in my head: I am lonely, crave social interaction, but I’m so terrified of it I avoid opportunities as much as possible.
MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They are but are very dry. Water is not good lube. Better one person sits on the edge of the hot tube with there legs in the water.
Lazy rivers work also…
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Skill issue.
Use silicone-based lube for water play.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Instructions unclear, silicone now in bladder.
Also, it’s kinda ass to put that in someone else’s filter system, and you don’t want to be dealing with it in yours.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Yeah but like, the water is just going to clean everything off. Especially turbulent water like a hot tub
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
It doesn’t. It takes soap to get silicone lube off.
dickalan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Doing anal with a girl in a hot tub isn’t much better
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
tub girl?