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TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Aaactually salmon can’t talk
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 year ago
kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You mean sauce? Cream sauce.
alekwithak@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s not true, I caught one the other day who promised to grant me wishes if I let it go. He wasn’t lying but the wishes eventually led to my downfall so now I have a hard time trusting anyone even partially aquatic.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Wait is this like a classic story? It sounds oddly familiar
Hoimo@ani.social 1 year ago
I know it as The Fisherman and the Fish
flyingSock@feddit.org 1 year ago
One of the Grimm’s fairy tales.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 year ago
partially aquatic.
So, like, a mermaid?
alekwithak@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would definitely never trust a mermaid. Well maybe if they sang the right song.
genuineparts@infosec.pub 1 year ago
I just don’t like the fishtail. I’d like the fish part on top with legs.
Geobloke@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You just don’t know where they stand
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Last time a fish tried to grant me a wish, I cut its head off, gut, filet, pan sear on med high till throughly cooked and seasoned with a side of fiddleheads. Wish granted.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Did his salmon friends rob your house while he distracted you with the wishes? Happened to me one time. Just wanna make sure it wasn’t the same salmon.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 year ago
A tale as old as time
makyo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought it was bad enough when I got catfished by a salmon but you guys got me beat
corodius@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well, at least its better than getting salmoned by a catfish. that was an experience.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I think, upon closer inspection, you’ll find that you were actually talking to a large mouth bass named Billy. Excellent singer too.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, they just don’t want to talk to you.
Lawnman23@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Now I’m sad. Thanks.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
You have to give them credit.
That’s a comically sick burn
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I did.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
You’re welcome!