Comment on Tender moments

Una@europe.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In my case, yes, I was much more desperate for gaming buddies.

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My friend was also looking for friends on Tinder. Now he’s divorced.

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• Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Great ending:

  I was tired of my lady
  We’d been together too long
  Like a worn out recording
  Of a favorite song

  So while she lay there sleepin’
  I read the paper in bed
  And in the personal columns
  There was this letter I read

  If you like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  If you’re not into yoga
  If you have half a brain
  If you like makin’ love at midnight
  In the dunes on the cape
  Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
  Write to me and escape

  I didn’t think about my lady
  I know that sounds kinda mean
  But me and my old lady
  Had fallen into the same old dull routine

  So I wrote to the paper
  Took out a personal ad
  And though I’m nobody’s poet
  I thought it wasn’t half bad

  Yes, I like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  I’m not much into health food
  I am into champagne
  I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
  And cut through all this red tape
  At a bar called O’Malley’s
  Where we’ll plan our escape

  So I waited with high hopes
  And she walked in the place
  I knew her smile in an instant
  I knew the curve of her face

  It was my own lovely lady
  And she said, “Oh, it’s you”
  Then we laughed for a moment
  And I said, “I never knew”

  “That you like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  And the feel of the ocean
  And the taste of champagne
  If you like making love at midnight
  In the dunes on the cape
  You’re the lady I’ve looked for
  Come with me and escape”

  If you like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  If you’re not into yoga
  If you have half a brain
  If you like making love at midnight
  In the dunes on the cape
  I’m the love that you’ve looked for
  Write to me and escape

  Yes, I like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  I’m not much into health food
  I am into champagne
  I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
  And cut through all this red tape
  At a bar called O’Malley’s

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Twist: they are actually in a polycule.

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I keep thinking a polycule is a type of polygon and that it can be mathematically represented in Euclidean and non-Euclidean space.

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Better ending: they found their third

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eh, doubt that would be better. Among the Ethically Non-Monogmous, couples looking for a third are considered the worst. They’re invariably looking for a woman to play out the guy’s MFF fantasy. She might be OK with it as a birthday present for him or whatever, but it’s not something she’d choose to do otherwise. If they do manage to find someone, it often doesn’t go well.

    I think these couples need to put some cash aside and find an escort.

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    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “looking for a woman to play out the guy’s MFF fantasy”

      Sometimes the driving force is a bi-curious woman. What usually happens is that the boyfriend agrees to it because he sees a MDF threesome as being hot, and sapphic love as being less real or serious. Then he freaks out during/after the hookup because of insecurity he feels when seeing his girlfriend enthusiastically making out with a woman. I’ve learned the unpleasant way that it’s no fun to be unicorn hunted.

      The worst part is when they try to hide what they’re doing. I once only found out a woman had a boyfriend and that they were looking for a MFF threesome on the third date. Trying to hide their intentions is gross because it shows they have some awareness of how people don’t like being instrumentalised in this way.

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Best ending: they both found out they weren’t happy in the relationship, moved on, and found their person

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    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bestest ending: and they continue spotting each other on Tinder while in their new happy relationship.

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      • GusTheBard@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This bestest ending has levels of sadness. You made me sad. You ruined it.

        Please say you are sorry so I can go pick up my new (used) car with good vibes only

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