Comment on The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.

• Agrivar@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!

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  • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Damn! You would have legal proof!

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• P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!

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  • radix@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Always eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.

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    • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.

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