Comment on The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.

mrodri89@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it.

  I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.

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  • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!

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    • radix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Always eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.

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      • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.

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  • Agrivar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!

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    • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Damn! You would have legal proof!

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And lots of articles as bragging rights!

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But first, put on a bunch of corpse flower sculptures on it so people know where to shit and piss.

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• roofuskit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I imagine the grounds staff will put gravel over that grave. No way grass will ever survive that amount of urine.

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