Comment on I should wash my hair.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If you actually clean yourself in the shower this is unnecessary.

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I still don’t want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt.

    I want my face to directly contact someone else’s clean butt.

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    • MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      😋

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  • kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If it brings people comfort to not use the same towel, it’s probably not worth trying to push them away from that habit. It’s one thing to know it intellectually, and another to feel off-put by the idea.

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    • Nalivai@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It is however very important to push people into cleaning themselves properly. The amout of dirty asses around us at all times is staggering and terrifying.

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Are you being paid by e.coli?

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    • Nalivai@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They’re in a pocket if Big Soap, coercing god fearing christians into cleaning their asses thus making them gay

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Indeed, it is always wise to be a hoopy frood.

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• peetabix@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair…

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  • d00ery@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    …you’ll find the red for pubic hair.

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  • microbe@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Worst flag ever.

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• janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If you’re part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries

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  • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    All those times the kids at school called me butt-face… look who’s complimenting me now. Ha, suckers.

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• madjo@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You dry your entire body at the exact same time? I start at my head and work my towel down towards my feet. And then I throw the towel into the laundry.

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  • Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You use your towel once and throw it into the laundry?

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    • madjo@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes, at least the one I use for showering. But I don’t shower daily, to save water.

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      • Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You could try reusing your towel a few times in order to save even more water, along with some electricity. Just hang it to dry in between.

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• OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Clean yourself right and anywhere is good

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