Indeed, it is always wise to be a hoopy frood.
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LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Remember your towel protocol:
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
peetabix@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair…
d00ery@lemmy.world 2 months ago
…you’ll find the red for pubic hair.
microbe@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
Worst flag ever.
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
If you’re part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
All those times the kids at school called me butt-face… look who’s complimenting me now. Ha, suckers.
madjo@feddit.nl 2 months ago
You dry your entire body at the exact same time? I start at my head and work my towel down towards my feet. And then I throw the towel into the laundry.
Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You use your towel once and throw it into the laundry?
madjo@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Yes, at least the one I use for showering. But I don’t shower daily, to save water.
Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You could try reusing your towel a few times in order to save even more water, along with some electricity. Just hang it to dry in between.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 months ago
Clean yourself right and anywhere is good
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you actually clean yourself in the shower this is unnecessary.
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I still don’t want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt.
I want my face to directly contact someone else’s clean butt.
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
😋
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
If it brings people comfort to not use the same towel, it’s probably not worth trying to push them away from that habit. It’s one thing to know it intellectually, and another to feel off-put by the idea.
Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It is however very important to push people into cleaning themselves properly. The amout of dirty asses around us at all times is staggering and terrifying.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you being paid by e.coli?
Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They’re in a pocket if Big Soap, coercing god fearing christians into cleaning their asses thus making them gay