This note has a very “or else” vibe.
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MrNesser@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Jeez how much did you eat
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
“We can do with the quiet way, or we can do this the loud way.”
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
leaves
drives car into restaurant
“you want to say sorry, motherfuckers?!”
grabs another plate of food
Maalus@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This note is a parody of an actual note that was about drinking in a bar.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 weeks ago
Not all I could.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 4 weeks ago
A number of places have a time limit. It’s all you can eat in 3 hours. There can be rules that you have to eat what you take, and when you take entire plates but barely touch them, the restaurant gets a bit annoyed.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’ve been in a few as well After 30 minutes I’m usually full out staying a 3 hour time limit and still eating…
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
There’s a buffet place my spouse’s friends were all gaga over. It was a bit of a drive so it took me a few years to actually agree to go. It was like $25 or $30 a person (but free if it’s your birthday!) 15 years ago, so it’s not like it was cheap. The first thing that struck me is how absolutely cavernous the place was. Like a Walmart filled with tables and food islands. Signs saying where to find certain types of food. That kind of thing.
I might have eaten $10 worth of food. And I have been known to pig out from time to time. But between the mediocre at best food and the “atmosphere”… yeah I had no plans on sticking around to try and get my money’s worth.
guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
In the UK we have “JRC Global Buffet” which is almost exactly what you describe. It’s…not great. I went because, like you, some friends were particularly enamoured with the place for some reason.
I wasn’t a fan.