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• kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Even then it could have a wide range of pervertedness:

  Is the chicken alive?

  With or without feathers?

  Raw or cooked?

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Costco oven roasted and being stepped on for OF. The more donations, the faster the model attempts to debone the bird using only their feet. At the end of each month, the top four contributors receive a jar of chicken tortilla soup made from the fermented pedi-shreddy chicken.

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    • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Do I need to roll out and perform a wellness check on you?

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      • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You’re just trying to steal my pedi-shreddy!

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    alive, without feathers, cooked.

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  • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If it’s alive and plucked, it’s just regular sex.
    — Plato

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    • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Here is Plato’s cloaca
      - Diogenes

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Aggressively rubs barbecue sauce on a rotisserie chicken

  “Yeah you like that don’t you, you slut!”

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