So she fucked his brains… in?
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Submitted 1 month ago by newride@lemmy.cafe to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mechaguana@programming.dev 1 month ago
Pegged it back in seeing where it was coming out of XD
Binette@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
… !twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
See that, young women? If you’re hot, and in your 20s, it’s your duty to correct this world by sleeping with old men. Men can be conditioned to be better people if they’re getting laid willingly.
You think these angry old fucks in the GOP are getting laid consentually without paying? Fuck no. Their lives are miserable, so they want EVERYONE to be miserable.
Welcome to 2025 everybody!
newride@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
[deleted]bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Basically cheering on young pretty gals into sleeping with old crusty conservative men for the good of humanity.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
See that, young women? If you’re hot, and in your 20s, it’s your duty to correct this world by sleeping with old men. Men can be conditioned to be better people if they’re getting laid willingly.
I really hope this is a joke. Otherwise, ew, fuck off, why don’t you do it?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Absurdism is dead. I keep forgetting that.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I read this and spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out the punch line thinking it was some sort of joke
TurnOnTheSunflower@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I went to the comment section to find out. Am none the wiser.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 month ago
My dad was a racist homophobe pos until Obama. When he saw Obama take the oath he actually cried. He never made shitty remarks again out loud to me. Not sure how much he changed, he’s still a bad father but at least he realized the world he grew up in is long dead (but seemingly making a comeback unfortunately)
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hopefully it sticks and it’s not just a fade from a person who doesn’t respect thought and does it sparingly…
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I have a friend who is a career nurse and has dealt with a lot of elderly people.
She explained that it has to do with testosterone levels affecting the brain.
As young men, their levels are through the roof and it drives them crazy and they sexualize everything and everyone around them all the time. Sexualize to the point where it will make you wonder if they are gay or not because they constantly want to associate and fraternize with other men all the time.
By middle age, they temper their habits and are easier to deal with and their politics are less extreme by still conservative.
After a certain age and on their way to being elderly … they really soften up on many things as the testosterone levels start to decrease a lot.
By the time they are old feeble and very old in age, their levels are very low and they turn into some of the kindest most humble people imaginable. She pointed out several people in my family and hers that were once almost brutish conservative assholes in their 30s and 40s who turned into meek kindly old men in their 70s.
I should know because I’m a man and I know easily it was to fall into the whole masculine culture in my teens, 20s and 30s … I’m middle aged now and I really don’t care about all that any more … and judging from what I’ve seen in my family, I’ll probably be a very quiet old man who will absolutely not care about any politics in my old age.
alekwithak@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Your friend’s bro-science explanation paired with your anecdotal confirmation is completely sexist pop psychology BS.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
[deleted]ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I’m no scientist or researcher … but the logic tracks with me.
I have many gay/bi/questioning/anything/nothing/something friends and relatives. The majority of all them are very liberal minded in their politics. There are outliers but not many.
The opposite is also true … I have a lot of straight people in my family and they are more easily prone to follow conservative and even far right rhetoric … this one is weird because I’m Indigenous Canadian and you’d think we would all be a left leaning bunch but we are not.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 1 month ago
Maybe. Or maybe feel empathy and have met many different people. Or something else.
AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is your father Uncle Baby Billy?
newride@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
[deleted]givesomefucks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s from a TV show called The righteous gemstones. Basically it follows a fictional prosperity gospel family through all of their hypocritical and terrible life choices.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What a loser
oakey66@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Congrats!
Kookie215@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Congrats on getting a father capable of rational thought, better late than never.