MegaUltraChicken
@MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Just make a cool kids UN and you’re all set. With blackjack and hookers.
- Comment on Android phones will soon reboot if they’re locked for a few days 1 week ago:
Basically, the tools that LE uses to unlock devices uses exploits that require the device to be in what’s called an AFU (after first unlock) state. The data on the device is encrypted prior to that first unlock after you boot. If the device is in a BFU state (before first unlock) Cellebrite/Greykey (by far the primary tools used in this space) basically hit a wall.
- Comment on France to ban students from keeping smartphones in schools 2 weeks ago:
We’re pretty lucky
Luck has nothing to do with it. We’ve actively decided to allow this shit to happen. The USA isn’t unlucky, we just fucking suck.
- Comment on Bernstein Posits That A 10 Percent Baseline US Tariff On Raw Semiconductors Is "Not Going To Do All That Much," But PCs, Servers, And Smartphones Are About To Get Pricier By ~40 Percent 3 weeks ago:
because we’re all interconnected; you can snip one country out, and it’ll slightly hurt everyone, but it’ll wreck the country that was snipped out
Conservatives will NEVER understand this.
- Comment on Batman has an awful lot of villains with doctorates. 3 weeks ago:
I love when the goon sees Batman in a room and walks right the fuck back out like he saw nothing.
- Comment on If you work hard enough, your work will [pay off].’ And that’s not true. 4 weeks ago:
And in Cuban’s case, you just have to exploit the fuck out of a shitload of people. Only way to create a billionaire.
- Comment on X88B88 is the word "voodoo" with a reflection. 4 weeks ago:
Who do?
- Comment on Who's fastest, Sonic or The Flash? 5 weeks ago:
The only fictional character I think could possibly move faster is MAYBE Superman in some of his more broken appearances.
You simply arent going to get past the insanity that is the “Speed Force” and I don’t think Sonic is going to trick West or Allen.
- Comment on Who's fastest, Sonic or The Flash? 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Cellebrite Dumps AI Into Its Cell Phone-Scraping Tool So Cops Can Hallucinate Evidence 5 weeks ago:
The fourth amendment implications are on point here, but this tool isn’t “hallucinating” evidence. It’s a shitty LLM that lazy investigtors can use to find links between different device artifacts mostly.
Cellebrite is dumping money into this because its the industry buzz right now. They just want more of that sweet government contract money. It’s usefulness (and even invasiveness in some cases) is pretty overstated.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
And take me with you!
- Comment on 'Uber for Armed Guards' Rushes to Market Following the Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO | Are you scared to walk down the streets of NYC and also have too much money? There's an app for that 2 months ago:
Found a good use for crowdfunding.
- Comment on Microsoft Bing is trying to spoof Google UI when people search Google.com 3 months ago:
I’m having antitrust deja vu. Anybody else?
- Comment on Will Republicans try another Federal Right to Work attempt? 4 months ago:
You’re conflating “at will employment” with “right to work” laws.
- Comment on how did you master splits (for flexibility)? 5 months ago:
Get adopted by a ninjutsu master, train your entire childhood, then compete in the kumite for your family’s honor. Watch out for Chong Li, that fucker cheats.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
None of the televised major networks are “liberal”. They fall into two categories: corporate and right wing.
- Comment on Phonebooks 6 months ago:
Mid 30s and I feel ancient right now.