MegaUltraChicken

@MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how did you master splits (for flexibility)?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Get adopted by a ninjutsu master, train your entire childhood, then compete in the kumite for your family’s honor. Watch out for Chong Li, that fucker cheats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  None of the televised major networks are “liberal”. They fall into two categories: corporate and right wing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phonebooks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mid 30s and I feel ancient right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I will never understand that stupid name change…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Really we just need more antiques roadshow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would a surgical puncture to the skull relieve a pressure headache?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s brain fluid in my tum tum?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a deaf person had tinnitus, they'd probably never recognize it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fuck Nature? You couldn’t spare the deaf people on this one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Airbnb accidentally screwed the US housing market and made $100 billion⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They didn’t accidentally do shit. They ignored the consequences of their decisions for profit at the expense of everyone else. You don’t get to make $100 billion dollars and feign ignorance about how you got it and the damage you caused to obtain it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're selected for jury duty (US), should you give up your anonymous social media accounts?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well they have this now.

  arstechnica.com/…/cops-can-force-suspect-to-unloc…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨George Takei was on Colbert yesterday⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Earth is approx 3.26 billion miles from Pluto. This is also about how far above the point of The Colbert Report was in relation to your head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit introduces a new ad format that looks similar to posts made by users | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just don’t ask how they got all that corgi cum…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actually instagram like social media's are a healing for life. The pills to forget many of the problems.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The chasing part is good for my cardio!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for emotional game recommendations⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Haven’t seen Spiritfarer mentioned, worth checking out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for emotional game recommendations⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That one fucking broke me once I realized what was happening. Absolutely beautiful game. With the eye tracking I found myself desperately trying to stay in the moment only to inevitably blink and have time move forward.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft to end its Android apps on Windows 11 subsystem in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For example, if you have a Bluetooth xbox controller that’s acting up you can use the Microsoft Xbox controller app to sort it out really easily/intuitively.

  Just did that this week to get a new controller set up with my Steamdeck, works great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Excel spreadsheets have their own world championship⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife is a finance nerd and she loved this. Thanks for sharing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are any self-cleaning cat litter boxes any good, or worth the money?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I also have the pet safe for about 2 years, it’s been great so far. Definitely recommend the reusable tray if you want to keep costs down, the disposal trays are pretty pricey. I just dump the tray every 40-50 uses and it’s good to go. You have to use crystal litter though and that’s more expensive than clay stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fact that there's a lady out there named Stephanie who insisted the whole world call her Lady Gaga and we're all just like, "okay."⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Never heard of Buckethead before so I had to look him up. HOLY FUCK can that dude shred.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill Gates says a 3-day work week where 'machines can make all the food and stuff' isn't a bad idea⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  More unions need to coordinate and actually create threat of a general strike. The UAW ending their contract on May Day and calling for others to do the same actually seems like a pretty good way to leverage power. I don’t think the government can move quick enough to block that kind of collective action.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK about the New York Times' onion service⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I would use this service.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tinder Launches $499 USD-Per-Month "Tinder Select" Membership⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit they could probably include travel to an area with legal prostitution and still come out ahead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imax CEO Talks Hollywood Strikes Shaking Up Theatrical Release Schedule: “We’ll Fill Things In”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I would kill for an IMAX run of Kubrick films. Favorite director of all time and I’ve never been able to see any of his films in a theater. That first shot from The Shining in IMAX sounds like heaven.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨**THE NUN II Discussion Megapost** 2023-09-08 ⛪😵⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought Annabelle Creation was okay, but that’s really the only one that’s worth checking out IMO.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are smart door locks more or less secure than traditional door locks?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I pick locks as a hobby. Your door lock is almost never the point of attack. It’s way easier to break the door or windows. Only time picking would be useful is if you need to conceal that you’ve entered, which burglars don’t typically care about.