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• A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tweets that give you dysphoria

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• tatterdemalion@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What an odd thing to say.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah . . . this is why I don’t like missionary position much. My wife is a fit 140lbs. I’m a somewhat fit 220lbs. I want to have sex, not a plank PR while twerking.

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  • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not plank if you’re on your elbows

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  • morkyporky@suppo.fi ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your plank PR is 8 seconds?

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My wife is about 1 cm taller than me but she’s just physically tiny, like “I can grab her by the torso with one hand” small. I’m always surprised at how delicate she seems and how one of my bones is two of hers… and these people have a whole Alien violently coming out of them sometimes! 😅❤️

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Peter Dinklage would like a word…

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What he lacks in stature he more than makes up for in gravitas. By any meaningful measure that man is a giant.

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  • chtk@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The angry elf?

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That wizard came from the moon.

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    • burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      for anyone who doesnt know

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cows are huge, but when I’m wearing heels I can still fit my shoulder under my husband’s armpit for a snuggle and that’s awesome.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think i saw once a study that relationships are the most stable if the size difference between the partners is that the shorter one can lay their head in the shoulder of the other for snuggling, meaning about half a head size difference.

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    • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey everyone! I’m looking for a 6ft+half-a-head tall amazon mommy for snuggling. Anyone interested?

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  • sxan@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My wife is 2 inches shorter than I (6’) am. When she’s feeling girlie, she can snuggle up, but in 4 inch heels her legs go on forever and she towers.

    She’s got the best of both worlds, and consequently, so do I.

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