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Healthline won't let you access their anti-sucicide article if you decline their tracking
Submitted 3 weeks ago by sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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boydster@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Concerned about your privacy?
Suffering from ‘paranoia’, the idea that people are watching you, tracking you all the time?
Depressed about that?
Good! Fuck you, kill yourself.
American Mental Healthcare
weremacaque@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
When I was a teenager, I suffered from paranoia of being watched because my parents watched everything I did on the internet. As an adult, now it’s the government. Fantastic.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
boydster@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
March 8th, 2021, was a very informative day
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
What kind of ads would you serve to a suicidal person specifically?
TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Therapy? Guns? Suicide Hotline?
KokoSabreScruffy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Gambling
undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Online therapy, self help books, right-wing grifter rabbit holes, medications with varying degrees of efficacy and legality
All else fails, adverts for bulk order discounts on paracetamol, strong alcohol and sturdy plastic bags.
SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Remember it’s not just ads. This info is sent to insurance companies too
Mwa@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
Probably therapy?
ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Honestly, searching for decent medical info with search engines is a pain in the ass these days. And no, don’t start with that AI chatbot nonsense with me. I end up adding -healthline -verywellhealth -medicalnewstoday and a bunch of others that I’m forgetting to the query just to have a chance at a non-paywall, non-slop site. Typically the crap drowns out the likes of basic overviews like Mayo and Cleveland Clinics, which even 10 years ago tended to rank quite high on the results pages.
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
ublock origin can block cookie popups.
DougHolland@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is so perfectly 2025.