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Healthline won't let you access their anti-sucicide article if you decline their tracking
Submitted 1 month ago by sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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boydster@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Concerned about your privacy?
Suffering from ‘paranoia’, the idea that people are watching you, tracking you all the time?
Depressed about that?
Good! Fuck you, kill yourself.
American Mental Healthcare
weremacaque@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
When I was a teenager, I suffered from paranoia of being watched because my parents watched everything I did on the internet. As an adult, now it’s the government. Fantastic.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
boydster@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
March 8th, 2021, was a very informative day
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
What kind of ads would you serve to a suicidal person specifically?
TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Therapy? Guns? Suicide Hotline?
KokoSabreScruffy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gambling
undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Online therapy, self help books, right-wing grifter rabbit holes, medications with varying degrees of efficacy and legality
All else fails, adverts for bulk order discounts on paracetamol, strong alcohol and sturdy plastic bags.
SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Remember it’s not just ads. This info is sent to insurance companies too
Mwa@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Probably therapy?
ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Honestly, searching for decent medical info with search engines is a pain in the ass these days. And no, don’t start with that AI chatbot nonsense with me. I end up adding -healthline -verywellhealth -medicalnewstoday and a bunch of others that I’m forgetting to the query just to have a chance at a non-paywall, non-slop site. Typically the crap drowns out the likes of basic overviews like Mayo and Cleveland Clinics, which even 10 years ago tended to rank quite high on the results pages.
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
ublock origin can block cookie popups.
DougHolland@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is so perfectly 2025.