FalseTautology
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- Comment on Gen Z are dipping into their retirements, skipping meals and selling their belongings just to get by, new reports find 1 week ago:
Good. The worse things get for the most people the better the chance for real change. At this point I don’t care if it’s societal collapse, revolution, corporate overlord ship or fucking whatever, just get to the point already, I can’t deal with another thirty years of circling the fucking drain and I’d really appreciate it if I could start Mad Maxing it while I’m young enough to enjoy.
- Comment on Ice obtains access to Israeli-made spyware that can hack phones and encrypted apps 1 week ago:
If only Kojima was still making metal gear games
- Comment on Google: 'Your $1000 phone needs our permission to install apps now'". Android users are screwed - Louis Rossmann 1 week ago:
Friend you can buy a much cheaper android phone, which is why I don’t really care much about this, though it is still obviously bad. I hate my phone, I hate cellphones in general, they’re shitty feature locked mini laptops with a subscription so I can, what, make and receive 12 phonecalls a month? Download half a gb when I’m out of wifi range? Use google maps, the literally only truly useful thing my cellphone does for me?
Anyway, because of my disdain I buy the absolute cheapest cellphone on the market that has no attached plan, once every three or four years. I got a new one last month.
It cost thirty bucks. My monthly unlimited talk and text and data plan comes to about 22$ a month.
It’s a piece of shit, obviously. But if all you’re doing is begrudgingly using it to make a couple calls, send some texts, scroll Lemmy while you’re pooping and occasionally use a map the price is appropriate.
- Comment on Apple Envy 2 weeks ago:
Hence why I have never owned and never will own an apple product. Google used to have the company of motto of Don’t Be Evil. Everyone should have jumped ship when they deliverately removed that from the record.
- Comment on bet you can think of more 2 weeks ago:
Put Mexican flags on your bags and bumpers
- Comment on Mississippi's age assurance law puts decentralized social networks to the test 2 weeks ago:
I would like nothing more than to indoctrinate them into my cult.
- Comment on Mississippi's age assurance law puts decentralized social networks to the test 2 weeks ago:
I’m sorry, what? I’m new to Lemmy and a m using summit app, is there a way for me to utilize this?
- Comment on Mississippi's age assurance law puts decentralized social networks to the test 2 weeks ago:
If you stay in Alabama past the moment that you realize you live in Alabama you get what you deserve. I’m surprised animals and insects are still willing to live there.
- Comment on China turns on giant neutrino detector that took a decade to build 2 weeks ago:
I’m already disappointed that it didn’t tear a hole in time space, not just destroying this reality but also making it so that it never existed and never can exist. A bit of a missed opportunity if I’m going to be honest. Maybe next time chums.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Not gonna lie, I cackled so loudly in my work bathroom upon reading this that I had to explain myself afterwards
- Comment on A real question about trans athletes and records 3 weeks ago:
Lol giving a fucking shit about fucking sports records as the world burns around you. Cool priorities. All this shit is stupid smoke and mirrors nonsense distracting you from the many actual problems we are facing. Wasting a single micro second on these concerns is a fucking crime against humanity. A) sports are fucking dumb and B) we are at the precipice of the end of the world stop worrying about something as asinine as world records and maybe worry about something that fucking matters. JFC.
- Comment on Report: Microsoft's latest Windows 11 24H2 update breaks SSDs/HDDs, may corrupt your data 3 weeks ago:
Is this an automatic update that I can stop ?
- Comment on YouTube just quietly blocked Adblock Plus — the internet hasn't noticed yet, but I've found a workaround 4 weeks ago:
Blocking abp was the last straw for me, thank you for suggesting librewolf
- Comment on Begun the kernel wars have 4 weeks ago:
It boggles my mind so many people give a shit about these awful franchises. Surely there is something else to play
- Comment on Reddit will block the Internet Archive 4 weeks ago:
I just like to laugh at things I dislike. And I also like to see how bad it’s getting. Iwas in the undelete sub and it was amazing.
- Comment on Games Where Nothing Happens (SPOILERS for various game plots) 4 weeks ago:
Came here to say this. I enjoyed the game till the ending which I thought was terrible.
- Comment on The Social Media Trend Machine Is Spitting Out Weirder and Weirder Results 4 weeks ago:
Man I’m not going to that shithole.
- Comment on Habit tracker 4 weeks ago:
Not gonna lie, ever since I lost my mind for a week in 2008 I’ve been having a pretty great time. I’m one of the only people I know.
- Comment on Spotify to raise prices in September 4 weeks ago:
Cool I can’t pay any less than the zero I currently am subscribed at to not use their service
- Comment on Player Spends $32,000 on NBA 2K25 in Just Five Months 4 weeks ago:
Where is the sarcasm?
- Comment on Reddit will block the Internet Archive 4 weeks ago:
I am new to Lemmy, is there a fuckreddit sub?
- Comment on Blamed for Steam games ban, Mastercard encourages censorship during Riot Games VCT livestreams 4 weeks ago:
Best answer.
We are currently enjoying living through the period that most dystopian cyberpunk fiction just kinda glosses over, the antedystopian period where the transition to full blown megacorporatacracy and neu fascism.
- Comment on Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK 5 weeks ago:
It’s super trustworthy bro I swear