selkiesidhe

@selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Study: Global Fertility Rate Decline Now Linked Directly to the Commodification of Housing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t afford a nest, yeah the birds aren’t gonna lay the eggs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Relax kiddos. They’re looking for bugs, not your bloated ass. Leave em alone for christ sakes…

  Unless you live in Australia then I’m pretty sure they’re hunting you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They say remote working less productive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I get to be in sweats all day and look like holy hell. I can get up and wander the house on a whim. Drink coffee, snack.

  I’m way more motivated to do actual work than if I was forced out of bed at an ungodly hour just so I can sit and traffic and go somewhere terrible for eight hours then do it all again the next day until I die…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'War is over' in Gaza, Trump says on way to Middle East⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That dumbass is going to Israel??? Can we kindly ask them to keep him???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Spaghettius

  Mmm I sound delicious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mali imposes $10,000 visa bond on US visitors in reciprocal move⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Most Americans have never heard of Mali or even know it exists…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Thanksgiving everyone!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate cranberry sauce but my god I must have some every thanksgiving or it feels incomplete. Ugly gross stuff… I need it though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy 20th anniversary to the Corrupted Blood incident!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Loved that event. Was a lot of fun.

  Too bad we can’t have that sort of fun in WoW anymore…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna die on this hill or die trying⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes! Yes exactly! Bite my ass, I ain’t stopping. I love em dashes. Em dashes are life! I have five pubbed books and fuck it they’re full of em dashes!

  Absolutely wonderful tool they are and I refuse to think otherwise. Don’t look at my books if you don’t like em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. solar will pass wind in 2025 and leave coal in the dust soon after⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Preznit Numbnuts will be sure to start closing wind farms then, forcing us all back into using coal so he can slurp up lobby $$

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon is making it impossible to remove the DRM from Kindle Books⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have five published books, all without drm. Amazon better not put that shit ON my books. It’s not there for a reason; I want people to share.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mods react as Reddit kicks some of them out again: “This will break the site”⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got banned for updooting Luigi stuff.

  And I’ll fucking do it again!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical Magic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s sad is because the current “administration” is so fucking stupid, they’ll probably try to arrest these Etsy 'witches"…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft still can't convince folks to upgrade to Windows 11⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop forcing shit no one wants on your users then!

  Every fucking update… Hey let’s backup your stuff. Hey wanna backup your stuff? Let’s backup your stuff! We totally won’t hold it hostage if you stop paying us lol!

  🤬

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh? Like maybe the hate finally needed to break free of his hotdog skin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RFK Jr. Blames violent video games for Mass Shootings.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Played adventure games and fighting games growing up. Never in my entire forty-something years have I even thrown a punch at anyone.

  Japan LOVES video games, you don’t see them being brought up for the reason they have sooo maaany murders. Oh wait…

  (Now I play MMOs and I never cast a spell at anyone either, in case y’all wondering…)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA Puts Wikipedia in Its Crosshairs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  MAGAt morons really hate facts…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Word documents will be saved to the cloud automatically on Windows going forward⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I don’t think they will. LibreOffice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's still a crust, mom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Side note: those things are tasty af. I bought some on a lark and damn. Hate being patient though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My hubby drives a bmw and every time he uses his turn signals I point out that he is confusing other drivers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It sounds a little Fr*nch to me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hope ya don’t mind but I’m calling the next Karen I see a pumpkin spice twatte in honor of your wife

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Puerto Rico Criminalizes Gender-Affirming Care for People Under 21⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tampons are gender affirming care. They gonna criminalizes that too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Mexican food uniquely good with alcohol or have I just been conditioned?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tequila and Mexican food is a gift to the people. 🤤

  (People in places that don’t neighbor MX are missing out. If I’m ever deported, I’m gonna preach the word where I go.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the best free mmorpgs for a beginner?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow isn’t very newbie friendly due to the mere SIZE of this behemoth but if you work at it, it can be enjoyable. You’ll never run outta stuff to do.

  It’s free till level 20. Then you can decide whether you wanna continue. You can pay for the sub with in-game gold.