A shitpost

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• polydactyl@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Instructions unclear. I now have one leg if pants lodged in the toilet bowl and one leg still in my ass. I’m scared to flush

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can win this tug of war. I can feel it.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      well i guess it depends. they got a zipper fly or a button fly?

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How are you doing?

  You know, same piss, different pants.

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My undies protect my pants from skidmarks.

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• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Kaitlin Bennett made this cross-stitch.

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• huppakee@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Did this the first year or so, but got over it tbh

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  my wife has decided (or will when i show this to her) that i need this for christmas

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The Riker Maneuver.

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  • foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is indeed a shit post. Make it so.

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