ralph

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ralph roofied my neighbors great dane

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• Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is the dog getting yelled at for licking its paws?

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  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have you seen the state of vet bills these days? Youd be yelling too.

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  • Dragonstaff@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s the only way I can feel like a man

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  • camr_on@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The paws have fent residue

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• EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just because you comb your hair, Fezzig, you ain’t foolin’ me!

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did you mean Fizzgig?

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    • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah! Haha!

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• TaterTot@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  His ass is not an expert on what grows flowers. And to be honest, I think he sells bunk fentanyl as well!

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• felsiq@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ralph sold me a lifetime supply of fentanyl

  (I don’t do fentanyl so none is a lifetime supply)

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  • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When I met Ralph, he actually gave me enough fentanyl to overdose every day for a century.

    (I haven’t met Ralph [A false precondition says nothing about the truth of the postcondition])

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  • interdimensional_sharts@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good boy ralph

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  • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A lifetime of fent can also be a very small amount if you od

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    • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Teach a man to cook fentanyl, and he’ll be high for the rest of his life.

      Give a man a very small amount of fentanyl and he’ll, ummm, still be high for the rest of his life, I guess.

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