Maybe we can get a Charlie Kirk ketchup dispenser.
Here comes the merch
Submitted 2 days ago by altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Honey, you forgout to pour ketchup from our favorite screaming dispenser. Honey?
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Thats messed up! The spray opening is on the wrong aide of the neck
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
I tried to mistakengly mirror his head (instead of cans) and when I saw him looking in the same direction as a paint stream I reverted it back asap. That weird image made me give up on further corrections. I saw a small tankhead screaming and pulverising blood on it’s enemies. It was not only too wicked, it was too badass to imagine Kirk in it in any form.
6stringringer@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
Bwahahaha.
Assassassin@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Lots of fantastic details in this one. My favorite is “visit a therapist”.
devolution@lemmy.world 2 days ago
How about the Charlie Kirk garden hose head? Hook up the hose to the back of its head and the water comes out of the neck hole.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Yep, some rotating tower spreading water around a small patch could’ve been fitting, especially with a fake gold plating on every detail.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
The “International right-wing menace” caption on the kindle ad is 🤌💋