Here comes the merch

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe we can get a Charlie Kirk ketchup dispenser.

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  • altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Honey, you forgout to pour ketchup from our favorite screaming dispenser. Honey?

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• devolution@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How about the Charlie Kirk garden hose head? Hook up the hose to the back of its head and the water comes out of the neck hole.

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  • altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yep, some rotating tower spreading water around a small patch could’ve been fitting, especially with a fake gold plating on every detail.

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• Assassassin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lots of fantastic details in this one. My favorite is “visit a therapist”.

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thats messed up! The spray opening is on the wrong aide of the neck

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  • 6stringringer@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bwahahaha.

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  • altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I tried to mistakengly mirror his head (instead of cans) and when I saw him looking in the same direction as a paint stream I reverted it back asap. That weird image made me give up on further corrections. I saw a small tankhead screaming and pulverising blood on it’s enemies. It was not only too wicked, it was too badass to imagine Kirk in it in any form.

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• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The “International right-wing menace” caption on the kindle ad is 🤌💋

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