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halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do you take your underwear entirely off? Or just drop em around your ankles? Doubly so if you still have shoes on.

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  • halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn’t bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps

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    • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.

      My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.

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      • Furbag@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ok, now I’m inappropriately laughing at work. Thanks 🤣

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