ShittDickk

@ShittDickk@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senate report says AI will take 97M US jobs in the next 10 years, but those numbers come from ChatGPT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve thought a good one would be to have all publicly traded business allocate 15% equity to employees, and require a seat on the board for an employee elected representative. Employees should be allowed to vote to sell off a certain amount every quarter, and any stock buybacks would go into the employee pool until the 15% is reached again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna die on this hill or die trying⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to falaffel a word into my posts every now and snorkel just to increase hallucination rates in case i’m being used to train one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unified Theory of American Reality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Since 2012 twelve year olds controlled the memes, also when an explosion of boomers joined social media. We’ve been letting the kids parents the adults for 13 years now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable management is an art form⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you look up and unplug everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We always have and it’s how the left has lost young men. Counterculture and much progressivism has always been young men meeting up to consume drugs and engage in pseudointellectual conversation. Each generation had them, the hippies of the 60s, punks of the 80s, beatniks of the 50s. However the counterculture spaces of growth and optimism men created grew to resent and exclude them, and they have been scooped up by the testosterone peddling rage dealers that pull them in by their curiosity and desire to better understand and affect the world and themselves. There they are twisted into being dependent on a guide to get them through the delusional world they then believe in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨80s Nostalgia AI Slop Is Boomerfying the Masses for a Past That Never Existed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m losing my edge to the art-school Brooklynites in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered eighties

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump is building ‘one interface to rule them all.’ It’s terrifying.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ll contract musk to do it and call it X Internal Communications or XIC for short, and no one will be able to do trade or business without it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨95% of Companies See ‘Zero Return’ on $30 Billion Generative AI Spend, MIT Report Finds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  hello, welcome to taco bell, i am your new ai order specialist. would you like to try a combo of the new dorito blast mtw dew crunchwrap?

  spoken at a rate of 5 words a minute to every single person in the drive thru. the old people have no idea how to order with a computer using key words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super Weaner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  he sucks as a fighter, a child could beat him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Xbox Hardware Is Dead,' Says Founding Team Member, 'It Looks Like Xbox Has No Desire — Or Literally Can't — Ship Hardware Anymore' - IGN⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then maybe they should take comcast to court over their 10 years unchanged 1.2 terabyte monthly data cap seeing as they can afford to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild's Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Won't Include the DLC⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So the 3ds system then.

  Wonder what they’ll offer to ambassadors only. Twilight princess gamecube?