Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues

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tektite@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!

Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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