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Comment on Isn't that how you break up?
simplejack@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s when you tell the girlfriend that he faked an STI test and gave you something incurable.
At the very least that will force them to have couples STI testing done, and she’ll ask for verification from the doctor directly. So that’ll add a some tension in their lives for a few days / weeks.
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Maybe there’s a god above
But all I ever learned in love
Was how to spot at someone
Who outdrew ya
OrangeScentedFish@discuss.tchncs.de 21 hours ago
Hallelujah, hallelujah